"The pizza on Earth was decent." -KJ
Audio: Kevin talks about how Trump's impeachment is boring 1/21/2020
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"I'm so proactive I already gave up on my New Year's resolutions." -KJ
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STATUS: "I need some skinny jeans." -KJ
Kevin's Verdict on the Popeye's Sandwich: BORING
AGE: Upper 40's
SEX: Not recently
MARITAL STATUS: Never married
RELATIONSHIP STATUS: No girlfriend
VICES: Doesn't drink or smoke
KIDS: None
COLLEGE DEGREE: Advertising
POLITICAL PARTY: The Pizza Party
SUN SIGN: 'Capricornus Maximus'
LIVED: Tuscaloosa, Washington DC, Los Angeles,
Mongomery
BEST CITY HE HAD PIZZA: Chicago
LATEST HOBBY: Avoiding people
PET PEEVES: My pet, Peeve.
FunFacts: Kevin Jenkins was born on an Air Force base north of San Francisco.
Trivia: Kevin Jenkins joined over a hundred other people in sleeping overnight in freezing temperatures outside a ChickFilA to be awarded a multitude of eat free chickfila certificates.
Trivia: Kevin Jenkins was once the City Editor for a small newspaper, formulating story ideas & pictures on a weekly basis, and he served as a liaison where the paper was printed, at the Washington Post.
Kevin Jenkins is some schmuck who has worked for public relations firms in Washington, DC and Los Angeles and has an established acumen with social media content, web graphics, websites and writing copy. He has largely left his web design days behind as he is now involved with creating things for more personal purposes. "The only reason I was forced to learn how to build websites was because I needed that skill for my own projects."
We're in some sort of parallel universe but the food is still mostly good.
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