"Young people never had the McDonalds I had." -KJ





AGE: Mid 50's
RELATIONSHIP STATUS: Ridiculously Single
KIDS: i'm the kid
COLLEGE DEGREE: Advertising
POLITICAL PARTY: The Pizza Party
LIVED: Washington DC, Los Angeles
BEST CITY HE HAD PIZZA: Chicago
PET PEEVES: My pet, Peeve.

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"What's up with all the gratuitous tattoos now like it's normal"
Kevin was mostly raised in the 1980's in Montgomery, AL. He was in the cub scouts but not the boy scouts, which he found intimidating. In high school he was in the JROTC. The eldest son of a successful CPA, Kevin enjoyed a solid middle class life with friends who also had super achiever parents. "My dad being on a bank board was normal to me."
"I'm old. I've never played Fortnite OR Grand Theft Auto."
After high school, he furthered his education in Tuscaloosa and Washington DC. "The subway in Washington is clean. "The subway in New York smells like pee," says Kevin. He interned and worked for a small public relations firm during college and worked at another small public relations firm Los Angeles.
"Society will continue to decline until you bring Saturday morning cartoons back."
Kevin had ambitions that required him to learn how to make a website. Kevin later would use his skills in making mostly simple websites for various clients asking for his assistance. "Back then all the big time websites used Flash so I wanted to learn it, says Kevin, rememering fondly about the option to skip the intro to a website. "The website for new movies was a glitzy animated thing. Those sites today just play the YouTube," says Jenkins.
During COVID he was hospitalized for almost 2 months but doctors said he didn't have COVID. "Rush Limbaugh died while I was in there and nobody told me. Personally, I think I died in the hospital and I'm now in an alternate reality that mimicks my previous timeline." says Kevin.
"When I was a thirty-something adult, the Space Shuttle launched every hour on the hour it seemed. I thought I'd always have a chance to see a launch."
Today his interests encompass a variety of endeavors & creations.



